One guy raised the money for the vacation and flying to Madagascar.
With him three large suitcases.
The officer demanded to open the first bag. The opened - it was full of sandwiches. The customs officer asks to open a second suitcase and amazement finds that he, too, is filled grilled cheese sandwiches.
In the third suitcase the same picture.
Dumbfounded, the officer said:
- Don't you worry, you will have no problems, just tell me, why do you need so many sandwiches?!
The man replies:
- My friend is resting in Madagascar. He sent me a postcard, where he writes that there is a wonderful landscape, a Paradise. The weather is always great, food is excellent, and you can sleep with a woman for just one sandwich!

Talk about your lost weekend.

quote:

Talk about your lost weekend.

lost or last? Or lust?

Last weekend was so much fun.

Vashper,just an American expession that would lose something in the translation.