A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Kiwi on an international flight which had just left Auckland International Airport for Hawaii.

About half-way to Fiji, the refueling stop, and having having had a few cocktails, they began discussing their lives at home.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times", the Frenchman bragged. "and this morning she made me delicious crepes for breakfast in bed and told me how much she loves me".

Not to be outdone, the Italian said "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times, and she made me a wonderful omelet for breakfast and told me she could never love any other man."

When the Kiwi remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked "And how many times did you make love with your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted, "and What, if anything did she say to you this morning?"

"Honey, please don't stop now..."