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Jungle Drums

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17 August 2018, 08:21
Mark
Jungle Drums
An anthropologist went to study a far-flung tropical island. He found a guide with a canoe to take him upriver to the remote site where he would make his observations. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. The anthropologist asked his guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide turned to him and said, "Drums okay, but VERY BAD when they stop."

As they traveled the drums grew louder and louder. The anthropologist was nervous, but the guide merely repeated, "Drums okay. Drums not bad. When drums stop, then very bad!"

Then the drums suddenly stopped. Terrified, the anthropologist yelled to the guide: "The drums stopped! What now?"

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Guitar solo."


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17 August 2018, 09:25
NormanConquest
Then there was the one about the three African explorers that were captured by the local tribe + given the choice of "Death or Bonga". The 1st thinks,I don't know what Bonga is but I do what death means,so he opts for bonga. Right away 50 bucks come screaming + hollering + break him over a log like a single shot 410 + then commence to 'shovel in the coal'.The 2nd is given the same choice so he opts for bonga;same story. The last guy says,screw this,just kill me so the chief says "Death by bonga".


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19 August 2018, 02:33
Rolland
Norman .......you need help 2020


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19 August 2018, 02:46
Use Enough Gun
Whoa. . . . . . . . . . . rotflmo