This middle aged man sets down in a little diner for some late breakfast. The young waitress happens to be stunning hot and he notices that he is not the only one who can't keep his eyes off of her. After just a few short minutes, she arrives to take his order.

“I think I'd like to have a quicky “

The waitress slaps his face hard enough that everyone notices and storms off in a huff.

An older woman walks up and whispers in his ear “It's pronounced 'quiche' Honey"

Years ago on the way to the job we stopped at the coffee shop + the crew chief gave the waitress that old line, "My, that's sweet, what did you do, stick your finger in it?" + she shot back, "Sure did, then I stirred your coffee."