Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding? I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

I heard that before as a lawyer joke but what's the difference? Screwed is screwed.

Aren't most politicians lawyers?
Isn't it strange how 99% of lawyers/politicians ruin the reputation of the remaining 1%?