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At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since
her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she
and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire
night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares
herself
for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock
comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one. All goes well.

Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After
a
few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's
Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou
Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it: Wally is
back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old ready for
more "action". So, once again they enjoy each other. As Wally gets
set
to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that, at your age, you can perform so well and so often. I have been
with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You
are
truly a great lover, Wally." Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou
Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"


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