Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep..... No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

I don't want to get old.........

Hollywood,

wait until you hear about the other option...

Rich
Bette Davis once said: "getting old ain't for sissies...".