>>***TOP REJECTED LINES FOR VALENTINE'S DAYCARDS***
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>>--I admire your strength, I admire your spunk /
>>But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
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>>--Our love will never become cold and hollow /
>>Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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>>--This feels so good, it feels so right /
>>I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
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>>--I bought this Valentine's card at the store /
>>In hopes that later, you'd be my whore.
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>>--You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class /
>>Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
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>>--Before I met you, my heart was so famished /
>>But now I'm fulfilled. SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
>>
>>--Through all the things that came to pass /
>>Our love has grown. . .but so has your ass.
>>
>>--You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie /
>>I just wished you had Jennifer Lopez's "booty".
>>
>>--I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny /
>>So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>>
>>. . .And The Top Rejected Line For Valentine's Day
>Cards. . .
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>>--If you think that hickey looks like a blister /
>>Check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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