Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight usually increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases as mileage increases.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

The truth is right there.

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Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Hmm. I always thought that leasing was more expensive than purchasing. There is generally a price to be paid for always getting the newest model!
Peter.

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Originally posted by Peter:

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Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Hmm. I always thought that leasing was more expensive than purchasing. There is generally a price to be paid for always getting the newest model!
Peter.

Apparently you have never been through a divorce. All things considered, much cheaper to rent.

Ain't that the truth. As the old saying goes,"If it flies,floats,or fucks it's cheaper to rent."

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Ain't that the truth. As the old saying goes,"If it flies,floats,or fucks it's cheaper to rent."

The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth!!!

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Originally posted by Peter:

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Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Hmm. I always thought that leasing was more expensive than purchasing. There is generally a price to be paid for always getting the newest model!
Peter.

Apparently you have never been through a divorce. All things considered, much cheaper to rent.

Know why divorce is so expensive?
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Cause it's worth it!

FWIW,seriously, in our grandparents day this situation never arrived;perhaps they had their problems,most do;but it never came to this.So,are we so advanced?