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Originally posted by butchloc:
The Boss was in quandry. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed
down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible
decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he
decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss
approached her and said: " Debra, I've never had to do this before, but
I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."