One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
>> fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
>> fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so
>> forth.
>>
>> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
>> the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's
>> an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
>> front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes,
>> if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
>> make love with him for money."
>>
>> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
>> the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
>> Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
>> father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National
>> Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary
>> Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
>> other kids."

On target.

hilarioius!