An 80 year old man came in to the Doctor's Office for a physical examination in order to obtain a marriage license.

He boasted to the Nurse Practitioner that he was engaged to marry a 19 year old girl.

"Now Mr. Martin", the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries a 19 year old girl, somebody could get hurt." the old man shrugged, "if she dies, she dies".