Man walks into a bar and slams back three consecutive Crown Royal doubles straight up.

Bartender says "Whoa, buddy, what's the deal?"

Man says, "Came home from work early today. Found my wife in bed with my best friend."

Bartender pours him another, says "So, what did you say to your wife?"

Man pounds it back and says "I told her to get the hell out. And she damned well did."

Bartender says "And what did you say to your best friend?"

Man says "I told him BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

Damn.....That is funny!!!!

Crown Royal?

That sounds more like a household that consumes Jack Daniels.

Whack!
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