An elderly gentleman goes to his doctor and tells the doctor that he has bad constipation.
Doctor tells him to take a couple of suppositories per day, one in the morning and one at night, for a couple of weeks, and then come back to see how things are going.
The man comes back in two weeks. Doctor asks him how things are going. The gentleman says, well, not so good. The doctor asks why. the man says, well, I quit taking those damn pills after two days. they didn't do a damn thing for me. I could have just as well shoved them up my ass for all the good they did me!!!