So, this cowboy is riding back to town after a long day herding cattle, and he decides to take a shortcut. So he's riding across the prairie when these indians jump out of the grass, pull him off his horse, and beat the shit out of him. He tries yelling at them, but they don't speak english, so they tie him up and take him back to their camp. They throw him to the ground in front of the biggest teepee, and this mean-looking motherfucker steps out and looks down at him.
"Uh, do you speak english?" the cowboy asks.
"Of course I do, asshole, I went to Harvard!" Says the chief. "You were trespassing on Indian burial grounds...I'm afraid we'll have to kill you."
The cowboy looks a little unhappy about this, and the chief goes on.
"BUT, we aren't savages, so you can have three wishes before we kill you. And NO, we aren't going to let you go."
The cowboy thinks for a minute, then says "I want to talk to my horse."
The chief looks confused, but nods and says something in swahili or whatever it is, and the indians bring up the cowboy's horse. He whispers in it's ear, then smacks it in the ass and it goes galloping off a hill. Then, an hour later, it comes galloping back, with a beautiful naked brunette on its back! The chief chuckles and lets the cowboy take the girl into his teepee, where they fuck for about and hour, then she leaves. When the cowboy comes out, the chief says "Well, what's your second wish?"
"Lemme talk to my horse."
So the cowboy does the same thing, and the horse goes galloping off over the hill again, only to return an hour later with a beatiful, naked redhead. The cowboy once again retires with her to the teepee, screws her loudly for a couple hours, then she leaves. Finally, the cowboy staggers out, and the chief says "Well, what's your last wish?"
"Bring that damn horse back here."
So, they bring back the horse, the cowboy stomps over to him, grabs him by both ears, and shouts:"I said POSSE! p-o-s-s-e!"