A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military
Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier
running down the road.
She replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want
to
go to Iraq."
The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added, "I
hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most
beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
to
Iraq either."

sounds like slick willy and nam

Yep and our current King George was the nun.