The Scot came to confession to the priest.
- Holy father, I have sinned. I almost cheated on my wife.
Almost - it's like?
- Well, we're rubbing everything with another woman, but she didn't get inserted.
- Rubbing is the same as to insert, my son. You cheated on your wife. Say fifty times a prayer and donate fifty pounds.
The Scot goes, prays, then goes to the donation box. He's doing something, and goes to the door. the priest involves :
Hey, I saw it all! You didn't put money in the drawer, you just rubbed him by the bill!
- But father, you said that rubbing is the same as to insert!

Never underestimate a Scot. He was just doing what he was told.

I see a lot of that going on in church when they pass the plate. Must be a lot of Scots in my town.