13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
>
> 12. Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>
> 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
> erection make him a sandwich!
>
> 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use

the

> Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
> 8. Some people are like Slinkies . .. . not really good for anything, but

you

> still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
>
> 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying

of

> nothing.
>
> 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
>
> 5.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
> criticism.
>
> 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
> substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
> 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
> realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
>
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
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