A rabbi and a priest have a fender-bender. A fender-and-bonnet-and-windshield bender, actually. Both a bit shocked, they come out of their cars and look at the damage.

The priest says �We really have to thank God for being safe, both of us!�

The rabbi replies �Yes, indeed� And if you don�t mind, I just happen to have a bottle of kosher wine in the boot� Think it�ll help us get our brains together��

He takes the bottle out, uncorks it, and gives it to the priest, who gratefully downs a large portion of it. As the priest gives him the bottle back, the rabbi says �No, no, go ahead, have another one, you are still shaky��

The priest obliges, and gives back the bottle, now more than half gone, to the rabbi.

As the rabbi recorks the bottle, the priest wonders �Are you not going to have some?�

The rabbi looks at the bottle, shakes his head, and replies �No� I think I�m gonna wait for the police, now��

Yeah, that's a jew'boy for you!

Fuck you Dane. It's a joke.

Johan