Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! He'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him."

OOOORRAAAAHHHHH!

No problem is too big to be solved, providing you use enough explosives

YUMAN:

Originally I thought this was a good joke. I have reconsidered.

I don't think it's a good joke at all. Thelma, obviously, has been misled by awful propaganda.

Everyone knows that it is the US ARMY that will take out Bin Laden!

And before I hear from any Aussies - I just want to say that I was drinking when I first thought this was a good joke. Now that I am sober I feel differently! For the information of you people "Down Under" we say that " A wise man changes his mind, a fool never". Of course, I forgot that I'm talking to an Aussie. Hello? ( Dave - It is such fun to insult Aussies from 12,000 miles away!)