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Sportsman's double.

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 57-year-old after several drinks.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked
if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?" I asked......
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "Nooooo" excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my
lucky night".
I went back to her place.
She turned on the hall light and hollered upstairs: "Mom, you
still awake?"