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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
>>and
>>everyone inside dies.
>>
>>They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
>>have
>>experienced; he decides to grant them one wish
>>each, before they enter Paradise.
>>
>>They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
>>
>>"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
>>done.
>>
>>The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
>>too."
>>
>>Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
>>
>>This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
>>the
>>last guy in line starts laughing.
>>
>>When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
>>floor,
>>laughing his ass off.
>>
>>Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
>>
>>The guy calms down and says:..........................
>>
>>"Make 'em all ugly again".
>

Bakes
 
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lol

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LOL, what a prick [Wink]
 
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There's a joker in every deck! [Smile]
 
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There's a horse's ass in every bar, too!
 
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