I'm taking up a collection for a homeless friend. His wife asked him to buy some of those pills that help with an erection. He bought a bottle of diet pills and gave them to her. Please help.

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That's funny

Here in Austin (The Live Music Capital Of The World) where there is a musician on every corner;we have the old joke,"What do you call a musician who just broke up with his girlfriend?" "Answer= Homeless

You guys are on a roll.