Is there a way to cancel a bid on ebay?

I bid $5 on a Mickey Mouse Outfit and I'm 3 minutes away from owning the President's entire cabinet.

Tough Luck nobody else wants them either

Man oh man,I'm sorry you got stuck with that purchase.Just like getting a case of the clap;how in the world will you ever explain it?

I've never had it, and I never want it again!

you're payin' WAY too much!

You got the deal of a lifetime!

Just put them all in the living room together, with 3 or 4 male adult members of your extended family. Let everyone know where they are. Make them stay there all day each day. Let any of fheir regular corporate friends visit them anytime they want.Make them sleep in your house at night.

Each night just before bedtime, have them thoroughly searched by you and your family before they are allowed to leave the living room. Keep all the envelopes you find on them for yourself.

By the end of the second week, you should have $100-$200 million in untraceable small bills, U.S. currency.

Use about $30,000 of that to buy them a one-way ticket to Af'stan for a "front-line fact-finding tour" with the 101st Airborne.

Would probably solve all your fiscal problems, and ours too.