There once was a guy from Bombay
Whom fashioned a snatch out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the snatch into brick
And ripped all his fore skin away!!!!!

There once was this guy from Bel-Air
Who was banging his girl on the stairs
When the bannister broke
He doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid air!!!


Fordfreak

there once was a man from nantucket
whose d!ck was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a c*nt, i could f*ck it!"

There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
He said I admit, I'm a bit of a shit,
but just look at the money I save.

There was a young man in my class
Who's balls were made out of brass
When jangled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass.



There was a young man from Brighton
Who said to his girl
Your a tight one
She said Pon my dear soul
Your in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one.

There were these 2 nuns from Birmingham.
And this is the story concerning them.
How they lifted the frock,
and diddled the cock,
of the Bishop while he was confirming them.

But the Bishop was nobody's fool.
He'd been to a LARGE public school.
He dropped his britches,
and diddled those bitches,
with a 12" Episcopal tool!

But that twern't enough for these two.
So they said as the Bishop withdrew,
"The Vicker is quicker,
and thicker, and slicker,
and longer and stronger than you!"

There once was a lady from Sydney
Who could take it clear to her kidney.
Then a man from Quebec
Stuffed it clear to her neck!
He had a big one, Now didn't he?

I once dated a girl in Kuwait
Took her out on an overnight date.
Her pussy was tight
And she sucked me all night.
But in the morn, her dad was irate!

There was an old slut named Hester.
She said to her lover named Chester,
"I think you will find,
it's better behind,
'cause the front part is starting to fester."

Ther once was a lad from Beruit,
who was troubled with warts on his root.
He put acid on these,
and now when he pees,
he fingers his root like a flute.

Nymphomaniacal Alice,
used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and her tits in a ditch outside Dallas

From the depth of the crypt of Saint Giles
Came a yell that resounded for miles.
Said the priest, "Goodness Gracious",
did brother Ignatious,
forget that the Bishop hath piles?!

There once was a girl named Louis.
Her cunt hair hung down to her knees.
The crabs in her twot,
tied the hair in a knot,
and costructed a flying trapese.

Well there are these young maids from Huxom,
And when we see them we f**ks 'em.
And if we go stale,
we just lean on the rail,
and they take out our c**ks and sucks 'em

There once was a maid from Madrass,
who had such a glorious ass.
Not round and pink,
as you might think.
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

There once was a fag from Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
They argued all night
over who had the right,
To do what and with which and to whom.


There was a young Turkish cadet,
Whom his comrades shall never forget,
His dick was so long
and incredibly strong,
He could bugger six Greeks en brouchet!

There was a young man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
Pete

Just remembered another:
There was once a lady in Cape Cod
Who thought babies were the gift of God
But it wasn't the Allmighty who lifted her nighty
It was Roger the Lodger by god
Pete

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

There was this hot chick from Thatch
Who pleasured herself with a match
when she got excited,
the damn thing ignited
and burned all the hair off her snatch.


Fordfreak