most hypnotists who invite two or three people up
>>> I'm here to be put into a
>>> trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member
>>> of the audience."
>>>
>>> The excitement was almost electric as Claude
>>> withdrew a beautiful
>>> antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you
>>> each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a
>>> very special watch.
>>> It's been in my family for six generations."
>>>
>>> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
>>> while quietly chanting.
>>> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch .
>>> . ". The crowd
>>> became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
>>> forth, light gleaming
>>> off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
>>> followed the swaying
>>> watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
>>> Hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
>>> into a hundred pieces . "SHIT", said the Hypnotist.
>>>
>>> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.