Full Body Scanners

Here is a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have
hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this
garbage about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long
and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: your in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system, Attention standby
passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...

And "Clean up in Booth 2".

For clean up--Have the floor drop away to a human disposal site and wash down the area with a fire hose and say --NEXT.