There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,

“Strip down facing me.”.

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about

Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed

When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally

subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.


I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...