One evening my husband, thinking he was being funny, said to me, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'


I was not amused, and decided that I simply couldn't let that comment go unrewarded.

So the next morning as he took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer. He said 'What the heck is this?'
as a little 'dust' cloud appeared as he shook them out..

Hey, he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

And I replied,
'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!