Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace.."

The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people address him as, Your Holiness."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She quietly but proudly says, "I have a daughter...tall, slim, 38-D, 24" waist, 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."