You are 100% Oklahoman if:
>>
>> 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula,Gotebo, Okemah,Waurika,
>>Weleetka, Wewoka, Wetumka and Chickasha.
>>
>> 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their
>>states are sissies.
>>
>> 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard
>>and look for a funnel.
>>
>> 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
>>tractor on the highway.
>>
>> 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
>>day.
>>
>> 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not
>>determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of
>>shade.
>>
>> 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
>>
>> 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
>>
>> 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
>>
>> 10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes
>>away.")
>>
>> 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
>>
>> 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who
>>died in an airplane crash.
>>
>> 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special
>>occasions.
>>
>> 14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the
>>ocean.
>>
>>
>>
>> 15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an
>>outfit.
>>
>> 16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
>>
>> 17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
>>wedding date.
>>
>> 18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger
>>than your fist.
>>
>> 19. A bad traffic jam involves two drivers staring each other
>>at a four- way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the
>>other go first.
>>
>> 20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state
>>"Miam-ee" is.
>>
>> 21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and
>>bait all in the same store.
>>
>> 22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
>>
>> 23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Dodge 4x4 is.
>>
>> 24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
>>
>> 25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to
>>multiply.
>>
>> 26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to
>>your friends..
>>
>> 27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
>>conversation:
>> "You wanna Coke?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "What kind?"
>> "Dr. Pepper."

quote:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Waurika, Weleetka, Wewoka, Wetumka and Chickasha.

I've actually been to all of those places.

Sometimes the truth hurts.


Okie John

guess im 100% I think ill gove have a coke, a fresca sounds good to me.

quote:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Waurika, Weleetka, Wewoka, Wetumka and Chickasha.

You-fall-uh
Go-dee-bow
Oh-kee-muh
War-ee-kuh
Wee-leet-kuh
Wee-woke-uh
Wee-tum-kuh
Chick-ah-shay

Don’t forget Wapanucka, Watonga, Skaitook, Coweta, or Pontotoc county.

quote:

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Dodge 4x4 is.

. . . but even in Oklahoma, it's a symbol of low status.

As for all of the others, I agree, so I guess that makes Texans about 96-97% Oklahoman. Apparently, the only difference in Okies and Texans is that Texans know that the meaning of "Dodge" written on the tailgate of a truck is "avoid".

quote:

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to
multiply

if my memory serves me correctly, i qualify for this one.

When my father was 70 I casually mentioned that he
was a red-neck. He turned and said "I'm not a red-neck, I'm an Okie. What's a red-neck anyway?". He was born in "fay-row", OK in 1919.

You forgot Tishimingo and the that OU football is a religion to some.

Those are great!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perry