Sorry if this is old.....


YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your shorts.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your 12th cousin is president of the United States.

Now that was funny!!!

I was fine til #10. Then I coated my computer screen with a fine mist of Merlot.

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Originally posted by ledvm:
Now that was funny!!!

Yeah, and pretty accurate too

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Originally posted by Jon Beutler:

I was fine til #10. Then I coated my computer screen with a fine mist of Merlot.

Which is better than coating it with a mist of FINE Merlot