I noticed a job posting at the unemployment office that looked interesting. I asked the clerk about it . She said "If you are intrested let me give you more details and you can see if you want to apply." "The job is physicians assistant to a gynecologist ,the staff doctor for the Miss Universe pageant." "The job will entail helping the young women disrobe, preping them for the exam and assisting the doctor with the exam." "It would also require travel all over the world to do this." "The pay is only $65000 a year but there will be travel and expense allowences" "Great" I said 'I 'll take it " She said "Well,You will have to go to Boise Idaho" I said "No problem I can relocate there" She said "You don't have to relocate, thats where the END of the line is to apply for this job- good luck"
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