Ole was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Sven outside
the jewelers.

Sven noticed that Ole had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So vat
have you yust purchased Ole?" Sven asks.

"Vell, now that you've asked," replies Ole, "it's for my Lena for
Valentine's Day." I asked her this morning vat she vanted for a
Valentine? She said, "Oh, I don't know, dear, yust give me something
vith a lot of diamonds in it.'"

"So vat did you get her?" Sven asks.

Ole replied, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."