Little Johnny was never good at maths right through grades 3, 4, 5 & 6. His parents were worried as he didn't even know that 1 + 1 = 2.

In despiration his parents sent him to a catholic school the following term. First day he comes home and walking past the TV he sits down and does 2 hours of homework. The next day and the next, straight into the homework.

After 2 months he had an exam and scored 10/10. His parents were over the moon.

His father said, "Johnny, I am absolutely amazed at how well you have done in maths, do the nuns teach it differently to your old school?"

No Dad, when I walked into the classroom that first day and saw those bitches had nailed a bloke to the plus sign, I just knew they were bloody serious about learning maths!

What ever it takes to make a kid learn,eh?

Now that is funny