The FBI, CIA, and LAPD were arguing one day about who was the best. They finally decided to have a contest. The contest was to hide a bunny rabbit in a 10 acre parcel of woods and see which organization was the quickest to find it.
The FBI was first. The hid agents at each tree for 3 days, and when they did not find the rabbit came out with a 1180 page report that there was no bunny rabbit in the woods.
The CIA was next. The planted microphones and surveillance cameras throughout the woods. After 3 days there was no sign of the rabbit, so they also filed a long report that there was no bunny rabbit lining in the woods.
Then came the LAPD. They sent 6 cops into the woods . 3 hours latter they came out with a bear. The bear was beaten bloody and heard mumbling, I am a bunny rabbit, I am a bunny rabbit