Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton


Mexican tap water.

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.

An elevator ride with Ray Rice.

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby.

Michael Jackson's Doctor.

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran.

A Palestinian on a motorcycle.

Gas station Sushi.

Jimmy Carter economic plan.

Brian Williams news reports.

Loch Ness monster sightings.

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol.

Emails from Nigerian princes.

The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank.

A condom made in China.

A prostate exam from Captain Hook.

And finally...
Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

How about ANYTHING!!!!,sorry humor column .pet peeve.