once there was a couple who were very much in love and wanted to get married. in the interest of honesty, the lady decided to have a talk with her man. she told him that the breasts it looked like she had were just a stuffed bra and, as she patted her chest she said "i'm just like a little baby up here"

he was diappointed but he also had an admission to make. patting himself on the crotch he said "that's ok, i'm just like a little baby down here" she was also disappointed but they were very in love and got married anyway.

on their wedding night she took off her cloths. sure enough, she was flat as a board. he took off his pants and her jaw hit the floor and her eyes bugged out.

"what's wrong!!" he said.

she could only stare.

he said "i told you, just like a baby....19 inches and 8 1/2 pounds."