A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, " coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards
employment."

Then he asks ,"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."