A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A
hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's
yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later
the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please,"
and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says,
"I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and
pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter
again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night,
so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and
says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress
cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do
you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie
appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I
ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket
and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's
brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses
and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass
and long legs who agrees with everything I say".