> Three blondes died & found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told
them that before they could enter the kingdom, they had to tell him what the
meaning of Easter was.
> So, the 1st blonde said: "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
& we give thanks & eat turkey."
>
> St. Peter said "Noooooo," & he banished her to hell.
>
> The 2nd blonde said: "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birthday & ;
exchange gifts."
>
> St. Peter said "Noooooo," & he banished her to hell.
>
> The 3rd blond said: "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His deciples when He
was betrayed by Judas, & the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on a
cross & eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very
large boulder .." Impressed, St. Peter said: "Verrrrry good!"
>
> Then the blonde continued "...now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder & Jesus comes out. If He sees His shadow, we have six more weeks of
basketball."
>
> St. Peter fainted