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— Have you had a homosexual experience?
— Well, once I changed lanes without turning on the Blinker.
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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I don't know how you do it; but I just got a brain-freeze without eating ice cream.
 
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Some of his jokes remind me of jokes my Lithuanian grandmother used to tell, after a couple glasses of wine. We'd sit there, waiting for the punchline, and she'd say that's it, and laugh.


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It can be considered linguistic-cultural test. In Russian culture the word "pederast" means not only a lover of young boys, but more often simply homosexual. And more often it's just a very serious offence, usually in the vernacular form "pidaras", "pidor". So if you can see someone turned from left row to right without a turn signal, then the natural reaction is "that's pedaras!".
This duality of usage comes in the joke:
- "You know, Ivanov is the pederast!"
- " He took money and does not give?"
- " No, in a good way!"

"Homosexual" is not insult, only constantation, as "gay" or "blue".
 
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I thought the joke had a much simpler explanation:

Well, once I changed lanes without turning on the Blinker.

ie. I got rear-ended.
 
Posts: 2921 | Location: Canada | Registered: 07 March 2001Reply With Quote
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No, it's another case:


Correspondence via SMS between friends:
"- I just banged in the ass at the crossroads!"
" - I hope you were in the car?"
 
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Oh yeah! why can they check out of a motel faster than a straight? They already have their shit packed.


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