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Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast Pub. His right arm is broken, he is sporting two black eyes, a broken nose and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you"? asks Shamus the Barman. "Ah, I got into a fight with Damien O'Connor" says Paddy. "O'Connor, that little twit, you should have given him a hiding" replies Shamus. "Aye, I know, but armed with a shovel was O'Connor and a terrible beating he gave me" says Paddy. Shamus says, "Paddy, you really must learn to look after yourself. Did you have anything in your hand at the time?" Paddy replies, "yes I did, Mrs O'Connors Breast and a thing of beauty it is but useless in a fight". She was only the Fish Mongers daughter. But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet' | ||
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I liked that one!! | |||
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Me too ! Shovel ready..... but hangin' on | |||
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MY GOd I'LL Give THAT ONE TO MY EX IRISH MOTHER IN LAW....SHE'LL LOVE IT!!! | |||
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My vote for the best story of the year. Even my wife thought it was hilarious... Rich | |||
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funny post! | |||
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I'm with Idaho Sharpshooter!!!!! | |||
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