The Half-Wit

A man owned a small farm in Indiana.

The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not
paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
demanded the agent.

" Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been
with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per
week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day
and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pay s his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps
with my wife occasionally." That's the guy I want to talk to --- the
half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.


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I know the feeling

a bottle of brandy would be nice.