Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”


What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Now that's some funny schitt!

In less politically correct Germany, the Blacks have been replaced by Thieving Poles.



Grizz

DO NOT TOUCH
Must be the scariest thing you read in braille!

Going from Barack Obama to Trump is like going from amazing sex to masturbating with sand paper!

Black people started wearing their pants low.
White people called this "saggin".
Spell "saggin" backwards.
Sneaking white people!

Picked up a hitchhiker last night.
He said "how do you know I am not a serial killer"
I said "chances of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time is astronomical!"
He jumped out!

What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black?
A snow plow that does not work!

Why do Jewish girls make good prostitutes?

"You got it! You sell it! You still got it"

O.K. Saeed, since you said Jokes before P.C. 1st. you know what you call a black whore with braces/ A black + decker pecker wrecker, As to the Jewess I would recommend Frank Zappa's song "Jewish Princess". Finally (for now) 2 bak buddies in the south decided to move to new york city + one went 1st to check it out. He writes back to Rastus + says that this is the land of milk + honey, all you have to do is pick up money off the ground, brer we has never had it so good! When Rastus gets off the bus he sees a $20.00 bill lying in the gutter; he starts to pick it up but stops + says "No, I think I'll go to work tomorrow." O.K. I lied, one more. Black dude saying own the street wearing a yellow check jacket, purple pants, stack heel shoes with a goldfish swimming in the heat + a big flat brim fedora with an ostrich plume. His buddy says "Hey man, why you dressed so fine?" He says "Brother, that's because I just have done gone + got me a vasectomy + I figured if I's gonna be impotent I might as well look impotent."

A black man went to visit a friend.

As he walked into the hall, he saw his friend standing there with his finger in a gold fish ball.

He was dancing, and the fish was dancing the same dance.

He asked "what are you doing?"

His friend said "This is called mind control. The greater mind controlling the lesser mind. And as I am more intelligent than the fish, it is doing what I am doing"

"Wow! Can I try it?"

"Sure, go ahead, I am going to get us a drink"

The man came back in a few minutes.

His friend had his hand in the gold fish ball, and his mouth was opening and closing just like the fish was doing!

How do you keep black kids from jumping from the bed?
Put velcro on the cealing.

Why do you never run over a mexican on a bike?
It's likely your bike.

How do you clear out the emergency room so your next?
Wear a border patrol hat.

Hear about a polish coyote?
Chewed off three legs and was still in the trap.

Ok, now time to beg for forgiveness.

Old fart, on your 1st posting about the kids on the ceiling, an addendum, you know how to get them down? Tell the Mexicans they're a pinata. Also, Do you know what you call 8 Mexicans in a brand new Cadillac? Grand theft auto. While on the automotive trend lets consider Italian tires, Dago fast + dago slow but when dago flat dago wop wop. And the French tires will go down on you.

In the Kamasutra, it says:

If you suck one nipple, the woman offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free".

Did you notice that everything on the woman's upper body starts with a B.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
Boobs.
And on the lower body everything starts with a P
Petticoat
Panties
Pussy

That was the origin of BP!

Before sex, you help each other get undressed.
After sex, you get dressed alone.
Moral of the story is, in life, no one helps you once you are fucked!

Success is like pregnancy
Everyone congratulate you but know one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Life is like a dick.
Sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

Practical thought.
A husband is supposed to make his wife's pussy wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard.
Not his life.

When a lady is p;regnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRATS!
No one touches the man's dick and says WELL DONE!
Moral: hard work is never appreciated. Only results count.

As the story goes about the birth of the term P.C. When MacArthur was waiting on the USS Missouri for the japs to show + sign the surrender he was in contact with Truman + said: "Well the little yellow bastards ought to be here in about 30 minutes." Truman said, "Wait a minute we are trying to end a war, not start another one. That comment is not very politically correct." to which MacArthur replies," The term political correctness is the misconceived idea that one can pick up a turd by the clean end."

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.


A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee


How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What's black + white, black + white, black + white + all over the beach? A black + a seagull fighting over a carp.

O.K. just one more. Do you know what you call a pregnant black? 'Janitor in a drum'.

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Going from Barack Obama to Trump is like going from amazing sex to masturbating with sand paper!

You got that one backwards, Saeed!