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I figure that with the election of Donald Trump, there will be quite a few people on the left rethinking their views on the Second Amendment and gun control. I therefore propose to open a gun store that caters specifically to those folks, and I figure the Boulder/Denver area is the perfect location. My plan is to have a coffee bar inside, and offer free wireless and places to sit, read, and have a chat with friends over a beverage. The male clerks will dress in flannel shirts, corduroy pants, unscuffed logger’s boots, wear silly fedoras, and have topiaried (if that is a word) beards. The female clerks will wear long hemp-fiber dresses, gauzy blouses over tasteful camisoles, Birkenstocks, and will have more tattoos than the Illustrated Man (it’s a Ray Bradbury reference, go look it up). All of our bullets will be lead-free, gluten-free, and vegan, as will all of the firearms and accessories sold. Instead of compact, standard, and high-capacity magazines, we will take a note from Starbucks and offer large, venti, and grande. All of the firearms will be fair-trade and will come from factories where workers receive a living wage; I am thinking manufacturers like Colt, Ruger, Smith and Wesson, Remington, Winchester, Beretta, and Sig-Sauer to name a few. We will also offer the buyer some color choices so they can accessorize (oops, gunshops catering to buyers to the right already do that). For the discriminating buyer who wants something a bit more unique, we will also offer artisanally-crafted firearms. I am looking for investors and am thinking of starting a Go Fund Me account for this. What do you think?


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I think I already seen one like this when I was in Denver last year.
maybe that was another type of shop I was in kind of a hurry to get to the Rockies game.
 
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Hell,why not. When you go into starbucks + pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee when you could just go across the street + get one for .50 cents I suppose anything is possible.


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No such animal as "more unique". Unique is unique.
 
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