Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people,

Mary or Jack. It was a tough decision because they were both decent workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in that day with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."

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