You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise
discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have
enjoyed as much as you can stand you can now get you own back!!!


After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as
far as his destination at Winchester , when the chap sitting near him
hauled out his mobile and started up:- "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the
train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting -
no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling
you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman opposite,
driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,
"Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"

Now that, I loved!!

Loved it too, the first time

That's a benefit of getting older, the jokes are funny EVERY time!

So true!