Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night

with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on cheap sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

For pity's sake, don't tell my wife this joke!!!!



Nothing dear, just answering some emails....

I'm pretty sure my wife's response would've been the same.....

Well Unluckily , My Wife Doesn't Believe In

Divorces :confused

She Does , However , Believe In

FUNERALS

Two men in a pub.

One says to the other: "My wife is an angel"

The other replies: "You are lucky. Mine is still alive"