Once when I used the internet voice search on my cell phone to find the phone number for a place that had published the wrong address on their website DIRECTIONS link (it was a business office 1.5 miles away) and after several mis-communications I swore into the phone in frustration.
It replied:
I'm sorry we can not find What the ____ did I just say you ____idiot. Please try again.

Yep. That happens.

Yes, it does. I get so frustrated not being able to talk to a human being on the phone!

I got this story from a friend that used to work as a appliance serviceman for Montgomery Wards. One morning he came into work + the secretary said "you gotta hear this". Customer service calls were recorded for obvious reasons. This irate woman called in about her nonworking washing machine + screamed to the teck that he could just shove it up his ass! He calmly replied, " I'm sorry ma'am, I can't do that as I already have a refrigerator there."